Spam

I get the most interesting emails daily. I think I should share some of the titles with you.

XMAS is coming - Choose now from 3 NO CHARGE Camera Phones (This came to me this morning)
Do you prefer Plain or Peanut M&M's? Tell us and get paid Cash (Plain. Now where's my cash?)
Would you like a 5 Megapixel Digital Camera? (Sure, who doesn't?)
Laptop is yours to keep pending participation (...in some crap promotion where you are pressured within an inch of your life to buy $300,000 in shore property in Arizona.)
Locate tables for changing babies (I couldn't make this stuff up!)
Find vacation heaven with a timeshare! (Yes, I'll be right on that.)
Lose the weight without the diet (It's called exercizing 26 hours a day.)
Foreclosure Listing Service: No cost (Because I am trying to foreclose on a house, you see...)
Chronic Pelvic Pain is Real - Learn More Today (NO! Really?!)
Enjoy, don't annoy...the ring tone on your cell says it all. (And these persistant messages AREN'T annoying?)
Premium Cigar package with FREE leather travel case! (CRAP! They're on to my smoking habit!)